"I'll hold you to that. And the really ridiculously pitiful kiss," Tony said, making everything flirty because that was the sort of man he was. Flirting just came naturally, it always had. He'd been flirting with Bruce since they'd met after all. Nothing changed. Minus the fact that they sometimes got naked together. Sort of. Tony was mostly curious about how they managed sex...he hadn't seen any on screen.

And from what he knew of Bruce, elevated heart rate could and often did call down the Hulk. Huh. Something to dwell on later too.

Later, later, later.

Tony was just going to have to be patient.

A man in his twenties with white-boy dreads and a long goatee was waiting in the living room as Tony moved past him. "You. With me."

"Y-You're--"

"Tony Stark. Yes. Hi. Bruce Banner, AKA the Hulk. Hello, introductions complete. Let's go."