“You fought me and I lived just fine!” Okay, a building and ten people did not fare as well but Tony is a selfish, horrible man and selfish and horrible men happen not to care a smidge for other people.

Which honestly isn’t true. Tony does care. He cares a great deal about the hardships he caused and the people he hurt. That’s what makes him the man he is today. His pain and his suffering is... deserved. The people he had a hand in hurting now total into the millions.

Not even Bruce can say that.

“How about we just say that you can be Switzerland and change the topic to something fun and festive. Like... do you still remember how to play Call of Duty?”