“How do you get—. What—“ Tony groans and lets his arms dangle down to his side. “No. No it’s that first person shooter where we snipe and then teabag ten year olds from China.” He’s lying. The ten year olds from China usually do the teabagging.

Tony has excellent hand-eye coordination but he can’t beat the twitch game of children. He once tried to get Rogers to play with him before this mess but he was pretty sure Black Ops gave the guy flashbacks so he stuck to Portal co-op mode.

The strategic mind on Steve Rogers is scary.

“When did we ever play Pokemon? Was I ever that drunk around you? Did we make out after?”