"It's the 21st century, Vision can have two daddies." He leaves off destroying his burger to pick at some fries. "Besides, Helen Cho's his mom. How's that for a modern family?"
Bruce would probably like Peter, and the kid's old enough that the most lasting parental damage should already have been done without their intervention.
"With that wording - married with kids by fifty - we might as well get married now because that isn't happening for me. Is it legal in Australia?" He's 100% serious about the married with kids, 99.9% not serious about getting married.
"But I'm not signing on for co-parenting actual human kids. No kid deserves parents with enemies lists as long as ours." No kid deserves parents as inherently messed up as Bruce and Tony, but imagine the damage that Bruce and Tony would do if they did adopt some poor kid and that kid was taken by one of those enemies?
Bruce would tear the world apart and Tony would probably be right at his side. Accords? What Accords?
He finishes off his beer as the waitress comes to take Tony's order, and he's momentarily tempted to order a second. Instead he orders a sparkling water and picks at his fries.
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Bruce would probably like Peter, and the kid's old enough that the most lasting parental damage should already have been done without their intervention.
"With that wording - married with kids by fifty - we might as well get married now because that isn't happening for me. Is it legal in Australia?" He's 100% serious about the married with kids, 99.9% not serious about getting married.
"But I'm not signing on for co-parenting actual human kids. No kid deserves parents with enemies lists as long as ours." No kid deserves parents as inherently messed up as Bruce and Tony, but imagine the damage that Bruce and Tony would do if they did adopt some poor kid and that kid was taken by one of those enemies?
Bruce would tear the world apart and Tony would probably be right at his side. Accords? What Accords?
He finishes off his beer as the waitress comes to take Tony's order, and he's momentarily tempted to order a second. Instead he orders a sparkling water and picks at his fries.