“I wasn’t in that bed any other time,” Tony laughs. “I was usually at school. Mom and Dad were pretty busy. I was lucky when they remembered that they needed to send for someone to come and get me. Usually that was the real Jarvis.”

Oh Bruce. You’re about to learn so much about him.

He mentioned his Nanny before but he hasn’t informed Bruce that that Nanny was Edwin Jarvis. And besides. Bruce slept through most of the Nanny talk all together.

“The rest of the masturabion happened in my private dorm.”