Hulk in a hot tub surrounded by beautiful women is one of those things that can keep Tony going for years. He won’t tell Banner, the guy is pretty weird when it comes to his alter ego (wonder why?) and he doesn’t think his friend will like it that Tony would be insinuating to having a new fantasy life when he’s alone with some hand cream and his eyes closed.

He’s not the only one though. Banner has been away for awhile and probably hasn’t looked online for fanfic on the Hulk. There’s a lot of it. Their fans are crazy. Sexy, but crazy.

“Rogers can’t get drunk. He probably can’t either. But I absolutely can. And it’s vacation!” Perfect excuse! He’s going to be trying some of that. “FRIDAY, scan that tub for cleanliness. No offense but I don’t want to have to UV light this place if we can just nip it in the bud.”

The Hulk was living pretty great here.

Tony kind of wishes that he hadn’t missed out.