“I just don’t hate him,” Tony says truthfully. “He’s one of my teammates.” And that used to mean family. “He saved my life. I’m sorry if that pisses you off, Banner—“ Like everything does, Huge Anger Issues— “But if it’s any consolation, I like you a lot better.” That’s probably no consolation at all.

Tony doesn’t have a lot of taste. Most people would say that.

“How about we find a room that’s less giant sized and more Stark and Banner friendly. With a hot tub. Because you need it way more than I do.”

But first? They have to turn off the security systems. Luckily, they’re a bunch of geniuses.