Tony rolls his eyes. He has about as much attention span drunk as sober (or honestly, mostly tipsy... the guy operates best when he’s a little sloshed).

“Okay, you stay good here. I’m going to find someone who wants to let loose a little.” And if Bruce tries to stop him? Oh no. They’re here on vacation. Vacation means partying. He would love to have some fun with Banner but if that isn’t in the cards, he can find his fun with anyone. Tony is picky, but there’s a world full of beautiful people he’s never seen and who don’t know him from Adam.

He could get lucky and find someone that isn’t after his money or his position or his brain. And won’t thst be nice for a change?

He just had to focus on walking straight. And holding onto the wall totally helps.