(And for my best friend laid after we made out in a hot tub?) None of that sounds inherently good to him so Tony smirks at Bruce with all of the bitch-please sass he can muster and busted into the pop top tuna can. He’s not going to ask after weird alien fruit. Tony is pick about anything that touches him and that includes food. He’s not a snob by any means when it comes to eating but he would really rather have cheeseburgers and pizza to trying something new.

So weird dick fruit for Bruce. Tuna on crackers for Tony.

“I have so many things to say about why that thing is making you hungry. But how about you keep the t-shirt and I’ll keep my comments to myself. So how about we work out what all of this stuff here is and how it does what it does. Then many more hot tubbing and we see if we can get some movies or video games going.”

Tony’s never been anything but a frat boy at heart. Even if he was never old enough to join a frat at college.