Bruce mimes pushing up glasses that he isn't wearing and quirks an eyebrow at Tony. "You're going to screw up your chances at Homecoming King if this gets out."

If he knew how much Tony's mind was wandering to Steve, he'd definitely be rethinking the offhand way he'd characterized the end of their friendship as a breakup. He also wouldn't really enjoy feeling like a double rebound.

He lets the humor slide away, now all seriousness. "I thought you'd have second and third thoughts about you and me once you sobered up and we got out of the hot tub."