"Uh huh." They both know it's an excuse. It does leave Bruce wondering how to brush Hulk-sized teeth.
One of the best choices Bruce has made today was picking a pair of Hulk-resistant pants. If he'd been wearing that pair of Tony's he'd gotten back to Earth in, they wouldn't have survived the fall and he'd have been showing the city a lot more of the Champion than they'd ever needed to see.
He doesn't even want to think about whether they'd want to see.
The longer Tony's away in the bathroom, the more restless Bruce gets, finally getting up to rearrange the room to clear more space for him to pace in, stopping to cock his head toward the bathroom and the sound of laughter. He's about 99.9% sure it's about him, and if he gives Tony a bit of a break, he can admit that this is just ridiculous enough to be funny.
Yes, he does take a moment to actually look inside those stretchy pants, give a low whistle, and seriously consider going downstairs to Hulk's old room for some of his booze.
When Tony finally emerges from the bathroom, Bruce is once again sitting on the floor in the closest thing to lotus position his overmuscled legs will allow, trying to meditate himself back into a body he actually knows how to properly use.
So far it's not working and he opens his eyes looking a little frustrated with the situation. "I don't know how to get back. Sleep or unconsciousness might do it, but I can't find a hook to pull the Bruce suit up on."
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One of the best choices Bruce has made today was picking a pair of Hulk-resistant pants. If he'd been wearing that pair of Tony's he'd gotten back to Earth in, they wouldn't have survived the fall and he'd have been showing the city a lot more of the Champion than they'd ever needed to see.
He doesn't even want to think about whether they'd want to see.
The longer Tony's away in the bathroom, the more restless Bruce gets, finally getting up to rearrange the room to clear more space for him to pace in, stopping to cock his head toward the bathroom and the sound of laughter. He's about 99.9% sure it's about him, and if he gives Tony a bit of a break, he can admit that this is just ridiculous enough to be funny.
Yes, he does take a moment to actually look inside those stretchy pants, give a low whistle, and seriously consider going downstairs to Hulk's old room for some of his booze.
When Tony finally emerges from the bathroom, Bruce is once again sitting on the floor in the closest thing to lotus position his overmuscled legs will allow, trying to meditate himself back into a body he actually knows how to properly use.
So far it's not working and he opens his eyes looking a little frustrated with the situation. "I don't know how to get back. Sleep or unconsciousness might do it, but I can't find a hook to pull the Bruce suit up on."