"If it works, you're building me a Hulk-sized hot tub when we get home," he amends, then goes to lie down and try to sleep.
Things he learns: 1.) The bed can support him, but something creaks worryingly when he isn't careful. 2.) His bulk makes sleeping on his side cumbersome, leaving him sprawled on his back. 3.) He can hear much more than he wants to.
He isn't trying to eavesdrop. Hell, he'd really rather not listen to Tony's thought process about him. It's invasive. It's unfair. It's making it impossible for him to calm his mind enough to try to sleep.
Finally he sighs and sits up and he doesn't care if this is going to be weird coming from a cranky green giant. "Do I need to get up and kiss you and remind you that this body shakes off pretty much everything to get you to stop this? I'll do it, you know, and that'll be on your head."
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Things he learns: 1.) The bed can support him, but something creaks worryingly when he isn't careful. 2.) His bulk makes sleeping on his side cumbersome, leaving him sprawled on his back. 3.) He can hear much more than he wants to.
He isn't trying to eavesdrop. Hell, he'd really rather not listen to Tony's thought process about him. It's invasive. It's unfair. It's making it impossible for him to calm his mind enough to try to sleep.
Finally he sighs and sits up and he doesn't care if this is going to be weird coming from a cranky green giant. "Do I need to get up and kiss you and remind you that this body shakes off pretty much everything to get you to stop this? I'll do it, you know, and that'll be on your head."