"I wasn't trying to eavesdrop." He slides to the edge of the bed and drops his feet to the floor with a thud while he watches Tony retrieving the doll. "You'd think the guy who owns the patent would remember the serum's effects."
It's an entirely valid desire to have this talk with human Bruce and not Hulk Bruce, but they're here now and a few things need to be said now because neither of them are big on talking through their feelings and if this window closes it might not open again.
"We can skip most of the talking, but I've got two points for you." He holds up a finger and has to pause for a moment to look at it like he's never seen it before. "This body hasn't been in the hot tub with you and I'm still signed on to the plan we made earlier."
He holds up a second finger. "That plan includes ongoing Call of Duty and pizza if it turns out we're better as friends without benefits. You're not reneging on our agreement, are you?"
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It's an entirely valid desire to have this talk with human Bruce and not Hulk Bruce, but they're here now and a few things need to be said now because neither of them are big on talking through their feelings and if this window closes it might not open again.
"We can skip most of the talking, but I've got two points for you." He holds up a finger and has to pause for a moment to look at it like he's never seen it before. "This body hasn't been in the hot tub with you and I'm still signed on to the plan we made earlier."
He holds up a second finger. "That plan includes ongoing Call of Duty and pizza if it turns out we're better as friends without benefits. You're not reneging on our agreement, are you?"