“You asked me to come to the club with you. This is the date,” Tony insists, fully intent on winning this conversational argument. He doesn’t care what Bruce says. They have not been dating for days. If so, Bruce has already cheated on him with a green alien that tried to kill him after taking over his body and finding out that she couldn’t have kids with Bruce looking like Tony did.

Not cool, Kiara. Tony is a fine specimen!

Actually, he’s not sure that’s something he really ought to be arguing. It gets weird and dicey.

While they talk and the asparagus finish sprouting, a man with three penises plucks feathers off of his body and into the crowd. Bruce wanted a fan dance and this might be the closest thing that they can get to that. The audience seems to love it, but the shushing has brought the rhinoceros bouncer back over to them and the big mystery of when the date actually started has to be finished outside.

They’re disturbing everyone else’s good time with it.