How the heck does an asparagus jizz? That’s the real question here, Bruce. That, alone, is the real question.
Tony shakes his head to clear the hair from his forehead, and splash a man already standing under one of the many jets of water. “Know what people would do on Sakaar? Get high all the time. There’s no law here and you know what human beings doing when they aren’t organized. They kill each other. And I’m not talking for sport. I’m talking Zombie Apocalypse.” He’s got to sit Bruce down and make him watch Walking Dead. It will make him understand that people are the worst things ever.
Hence why Tony lives alone. He might hate it and crave human contact but all they do is try to eat his brains.
“We can bring this up to SHIELD. Or better yet, the Accords team. And then let the counsel decide.”
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Tony shakes his head to clear the hair from his forehead, and splash a man already standing under one of the many jets of water. “Know what people would do on Sakaar? Get high all the time. There’s no law here and you know what human beings doing when they aren’t organized. They kill each other. And I’m not talking for sport. I’m talking Zombie Apocalypse.” He’s got to sit Bruce down and make him watch Walking Dead. It will make him understand that people are the worst things ever.
Hence why Tony lives alone. He might hate it and crave human contact but all they do is try to eat his brains.
“We can bring this up to SHIELD. Or better yet, the Accords team. And then let the counsel decide.”