Anthony Edward Stark

Bruce started to sigh softly and hide his face once Tony got into nonsense. By the time Tony was revived and giving him bedroom eyes, Bruce had long since realized that he was far too sober for this.

"Why Turkish?" Luckily, Tony was not at all the kind of drunk Bruce's father had been. Brian Banner used to get angry and mean when he was drinking. Tony just got... silly. And apparently, flirty.

"Please tell me you're not going to start when I'm in the middle," Alessa piped up, looking supremely annoyed by this development. "His staring is bad enough when he's sober. If you start making out, I'm gone."

"You don't need to worry about that, Alessa." They were, after all, in public.