Anthony Edward Stark

"On the contrary, I have plenty where we are going, but nothing for the way there," Tony says with a mild hint of play acted irritation. "FRIDAY is our designated driver. If you want another beer or two for the road, order it-- And she's noticed the tip. Shit. Let's see if I can get that bottle before the place erupts." He ought to start carrying cash so this doesn't happen on the way to running his card.

As luck might have it, they get the scotch and a bottle of sparkling water (and whatever else he can talk Banner into having)before they climb back onto the quinjet. Tony only had to pose for half a dozen selfies.

It's probably a record.

He doesn't bother to get into the captain's chair, he just busts open the bottle and sits down in the back.

"You're gonna get to see where five year old me slept and fourteen year old me masturbated constantly on Christmas break from boarding school."