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How can a mouthful of Hulk strength alcohol make him instantly drunk?! Oh. Oh right. Because it’s Hulk strength.

“I am— I am fine! I’m so fine! The internet says so,” Tony grins. He tends to drink just enough to slow down his brain so he can think and to numb all of the feelings he has inside of him. When he gets to be a little over that mark, Fun Tony melds with Self Destructive Tony. And no one likes that. Ask Rhodey.

He slings an arm around Bruce’s shoulder to try and haul himself up but his knees really aren’t working right and the Iron Man armor needs to come to the rescue. It will carry Tony bride-style wherever Bruce wants it to.

“Question—. Hey. Banner. Question— why is your mouth shaped like that? How do you survive having a mouth like that? That’s unfair. Ooh, hey, walking snack pack, get me a bag of chips!”